“I may have made the biggest mistake of my life,” said David Letterman when he was a surprise guest at a San Antonio stage show starring Steve Martin and Martin Short.
The mistake, Letterman said, was retiring just before Donald Trump announced he was a Republican presidential candidate.
Rolling Stone reports Letterman did a Top 10 called “Interesting Facts About Donald Trump.”
“Number 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack.
“Number Nine: During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.
“Number Two: Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans that he’s starring in a movie called No Amigos.”
Number One: “Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.”
Steve Martin also tweeted about the appearance.